Run040906
@ Cross Street
No. of members: 40
(1 in UK, 5 in Australia,
7 Alumni)
PROFILE
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex
We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money
Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex
And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex
Assuming men’s proof is correct:
Girl = Evil, then,
Evil = Sex
Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2
And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (√(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3
Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil
Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3
So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.