PROFILE

Audit IS hard work
Poem 1 - Sometimes
Sometimes my working hour is short
Sometimes my working hour is long
But whenever I try to start work
The TB is always wrong
Sometimes I try to eat snake
Sometimes I try to use my brains
But however I do my work
They are still very much a pain
Sometimes my work is easy
Sometimes my work is hard
But whenever I can't balance my balance sheet
I feel like a BIG retard
Poem 2 - Off we go to Tuas
Again, it’s Monday
Time to set off to that dreaded place
5 days a week you’ll be there
however bad the Tuas food taste
You’ve brought your laptop
You’ve brought your brain
And when the day is through
It'll be in a lot of pain
No internet, no phone, no receptions
No toil, no money, no leave
All these adds up to huge tension
All pressurizing you to leave!
Of course I’m just joking
Please don’t take me seriously
With cute colleagues to go drinking
We can all stay forever happily
Signed
Nayiem Nat
Disclaimer:
The above is fictional and resemblance to any works of art is purely coincidental.