SoMeThInG dEcEnT: P*C Audit Guide Section 99999

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Monday, January 28, 2008

P*C Audit Guide Section 99999

Title: The P*C Murphy's Law

Anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong.
Anything that can't go wrong WILL still go wrong.

Illustration of the Murphy's Law:
The buttered side of the toast always land on the floor.

Illustration of the P*C Murphy's Law:
The sample you select is always the exception.
The section you are in charge of is always the other leg of the 'SAD'.

If you are using IBM, please multiply probability of things gg wrong by 200%.

If you are using HP/ Dell multiply it by 400%.

Frequently Encountered Problems (FEP)
Eg1.
Lotus Notes Hanged.

Solution to FEP
Step 1: Remove battery pack
Step 2: Switch off adaptor
Step 3: Take a break.

Note:
Above solution applies for all errors encountered.
Duration of break can vary from 1 hr to 1 year depending on severity of problem encountered.

Disclaimer:
The above is purely fictional. Any resemblance to any guides is purely coincidental.


Credits to:
C*arice C*an

Signed
Nayiem Nat

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