Monday, September 03, 2007
sick but still as attractive
Scene: Clinic at Coldven
Time: 6pm - 715pm
Characters:
- ClaireRisk
- Joys
- May Yen
* All 3 of them will be used to refer to the above 3 characters
- Pizza man in Uniform
Story:
Poor ClaireRisk is sick after a night of celebratory drinking (+ special moments with one of her colleague - DareNail) on Sat.
After meeting up with 2 of her ultra wonderful colleagues for a short chit chat session, her wonderful colleagues decided to accompany her to see the Ah Beng doctor near her place to get a MC.
They reached the clinic at ard 605pm. After registering, the 3 of them sat down and continued to chit chat (aka gossip).
Just then, a pizza delivery man walked in...
Placed his pizza on the counter and proceeded to register too.
After doing so, he sat down beside ClaireRisk and sneaked afew peaks at her..
ClaireRisk, May Yen and Joys continued talking happily to each other while waiting..
Suddenly,
Pizza Man: (Turned to face ClaireRisk) You know you can have free pizza if you work at pizza hut?
All 3 of them: Stunned. Speechless....
Pizza Man: (Facing ClaireRisk directly now) We have vacancy. You can try to apply? (Looks at ClaireRisk expectantly)
Nice and wonderful colleagues: (Control laughter)
ClaireRisk (smiles back politely at pizza man): (turn to face Joys and May Yen) and whispered** move over abit..
** definition ofClaireRisk's whisper: an extraordinarily rare event believed never to happen again in the span of the next 100 years.
Sidenote: nice colleagues (May Yen and Joys) are extremely honoured to have witnessed this one in a lifetime occurence.
Nice colleagues: (Moved further along the bench as ClaireRisk's irresistable attraction has caused pizza man to move closer and closer to her...)
All 3 of them decided to resume talking while keeping a lookout in case pizza man pounce on ClaireRisk..
Pizza Man: (Talking loudly on speaker phone) HarLow Police? GayLang Street XXX have pple selling porn stuff etc etc.. can you send someone to go down and see? ah.. thk you ah...
(smile happily to himself, quite certain that ClaireRisk will now see him in a different light)
All 3 of them: (Stunned again)
Smitten Pizza Man (slowly edging closer to irresistable ClaireRisk)
At this point of time, 1 hour have passed and the 3 of them realised that the irresponsible Ah Beng doctor is still not in yet and STILL on his way to the clinic...
ClaireRisk: Sorry, is the doctor reaching soon?
Nurse: Doctor is on his way
May Yen: He coming from KL ah? (doctor has been on his way for the past hr)
Pizza Man (asking the nurse in a serious tone): The doctor stays in Malaysia?
(thus proving his level of intelligence)
Joys: (whisper) Maybe we should just go. The doctor is taking too long to reach.
All 3 of them (in consideration for ClaireRisk's safety) agreed.
Stood and left.....
The above story illustrates how irresistable ClaireRisk is, despite being sick and all..
So pple, pls take note and remember to take extra care of our irresistable and currently sick friend...
----The End----
Disclaimer: The above is fictional and resemblance of any sort to any non-fictional character is purely coincidental.
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