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Responsible auditors wanted!!

An alert member of the public tipped off Simon Says on noisy and rowdy auditors around DXO area last Friday night. It was understood that the place was booked for an unnamed reputable international auditing company’s Christmas bash and things might have spiraled out of hand due to the amount of free alcohol being dished out.

Mr Cow*, a member of a group of auditors who called themselves Run 2 spoke out, “Actuarry, there were only 2 people that got rearry drunk that night loh. I tried my very best to stop them from drinking but there was no way I can stop them sia. I was lucky to escape without a ba-lu-ku from my efforts leh.”

One of the 2 drunkards, Ms Beiyan* defended herself, “Some guy from Run 1 challenged me loh. A guy leh. Can you imagine that?” Ms Beiyan* took a swig from a Chivas bottle before continuing, “Please loh. One guy only. Underestimate me issit? I ate medicine before accepting his challenge ok? Gave him a handicap, don’t say I bully guy ok? Anytime want rematch anytime come and look for me. I’ll be in the office pantry waiting.”

A concerned auditor, Mr Yixuan* expressed his opinions, “Actually there is nothing wrong with a good night out, the MOST important thing is that the girls must be well taken care of by a responsible man who is willing to provide Mrs Beiyan*, I mean the girls with fresh clothes and a warm bed at his place.” Mr Yixuan* sneaked a glance at Ms Beiyan* before clarifying hastily, “Of course there was no hanky-panky involved. I am a responsible man.”

Some dismissed the notion that the auditors got out of hand during the night. Some even speculated that it was disgruntled clients of the reputable audit company who were out to take revenge. Speculations were rifled as to what actually happened that night.

The police commented that the case is still under investigation.


*Names are changed to protect the minors.
「 bouncing away 11:45 PM 」

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