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Hands off our Auditors!!

In an exclusive scoop for Simon Says, there is groundbreaking news that an auditor from a reputable undisclosed global audit company was actually being harassed in her client’s place. Even though such incidents are thought to be rare, this incident highlighted the peril of this noble profession.

The victim, Ms Threesa* broke down into uncontrollable crying as she recalled the incident, “He introduced me to his fellow colleagues as if I am his someone special. He even asked me for my mobile number! Later he asks me to go storeroom to vouch documents how?”

Her mentor, Ms Beng Li* consoled her, “Walau, he don’t have much money and has a middle management position only. Lidat also want to chase her. Lao di gou ah!” “Somemore he’s short”, added Ms Threesa in between her sobs while glancing at her vertically-challenged friend, Mr Si-Pi-Shee*.

This has become a major concern for not only female auditors but male auditors as well. Mr Yixuan* who is from the same audit company, exclaimed, “How can we work with a peaceful mind when there are such predators out there? I demand maximum protection, especially for Beiyan*, I mean for ALL female auditors, until this danger has passed!” When probed further, Mr Yixuan conceded that a demonstration is planned and it involves him marching down Shenton Way wearing nothing but a pair of Superman brief to hit home his point.

The chairman of the audit firm was unavailable for comments at press time.

*name changed to protect interviewees

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