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Hands off our Auditors!!

In an exclusive scoop for Simon Says, there is groundbreaking news that an auditor from a reputable undisclosed global audit company was actually being harassed in her client’s place. Even though such incidents are thought to be rare, this incident highlighted the peril of this noble profession.

The victim, Ms Threesa* broke down into uncontrollable crying as she recalled the incident, “He introduced me to his fellow colleagues as if I am his someone special. He even asked me for my mobile number! Later he asks me to go storeroom to vouch documents how?”

Her mentor, Ms Beng Li* consoled her, “Walau, he don’t have much money and has a middle management position only. Lidat also want to chase her. Lao di gou ah!” “Somemore he’s short”, added Ms Threesa in between her sobs while glancing at her vertically-challenged friend, Mr Si-Pi-Shee*.

This has become a major concern for not only female auditors but male auditors as well. Mr Yixuan* who is from the same audit company, exclaimed, “How can we work with a peaceful mind when there are such predators out there? I demand maximum protection, especially for Beiyan*, I mean for ALL female auditors, until this danger has passed!” When probed further, Mr Yixuan conceded that a demonstration is planned and it involves him marching down Shenton Way wearing nothing but a pair of Superman brief to hit home his point.

The chairman of the audit firm was unavailable for comments at press time.

*name changed to protect interviewees

[Simon Says]
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Hands off our Auditors!!

In an exclusive scoop for Simon Says, there is groundbreaking news that an auditor from a reputable undisclosed global audit company was actually being harassed in her client’s place. Even though such incidents are thought to be rare, this incident highlighted the peril of this noble profession.

The victim, Ms Threesa* broke down into uncontrollable crying as she recalled the incident, “He introduced me to his fellow colleagues as if I am his someone special. He even asked me for my mobile number! Later he asks me to go storeroom to vouch documents how?”

Her mentor, Ms Beng Li* consoled her, “Walau, he don’t have much money and has a middle management position only. Lidat also want to chase her. Lao di gou ah!” “Somemore he’s short”, added Ms Threesa in between her sobs while glancing at her vertically-challenged friend, Mr Si-Pi-Shee*.

This has become a major concern for not only female auditors but male auditors as well. Mr Yixuan* who is from the same audit company, exclaimed, “How can we work with a peaceful mind when there are such predators out there? I demand maximum protection, especially for Beiyan*, I mean for ALL female auditors, until this danger has passed!” When probed further, Mr Yixuan conceded that a demonstration is planned and it involves him marching down Shenton Way wearing nothing but a pair of Superman brief to hit home his point.

The chairman of the audit firm was unavailable for comments at press time.

*name changed to protect interviewees

[Simon Says]
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Stewpidity Part III

Since I've got nothing to do at client's place, I shall blog again about a conversation that took place yesterday.

KYX: I can't make it this Friday
TY: Nvm la... come join us after ur dinner
KYX: Ya, Friday nights are good for MJ
TY: I can't stay out late... got fren's wedding to attend on Sat morning
KYX: Are you the bridegroom?
TY: ......??!!?

dictionary.com
Bridegroom: a newly married man or a man about to be married.


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Food for thought

K, since I'm so bored at client's place doing nothing. I shall blog about a conversation that took place over supper one fine Friday. Here's a food trivia. Anyone who can provide the most convincing answer will win an attractive prize to be given out on Christmas Bash night. Closing date: 7 Dec (Thurs), 11pm.

The meat of a pig is called pork
The meat of a cow is called beef
The meat of a deer is called venison
The meat of a sheep is called lamb/mutton*

Now, why is the meat of a chicken called chicken?

*Additional info: Lamb is the meat of a young sheep while Mutton is the meat of a grown sheep


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:: Latest muvee in town ::

After THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, i present to you ............

The Cast:

We NEARLY drank on friday again. *shakes head*

[joycey]

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JB Outing 2 - 19th Nov

Hah ok the photos basically sums up the 'highlight' of the trip!! (Pardon me, I'm not as skilled on PS as Joycey!)

We met up at Kranji last Sunday, and 'as usual' Mr KYX was late and Mr CKK was on his way from Expo, so some of us went in first to get tickets for Happy Feet!

It was a nice movie, cept that the seats weren't very comfy and we came out having some strained necks and back!

Next, we went to the ONLY provision store in City Sq to stock up on our fave snacks and lo and behold, guess who shopped the most?? it's HOINING!! Yongxiang can second to that, coz he kept saying "die die die! I wan to buy everything!!" :P

Off we go to 大马花园 for seafood after that! You should have seen me and Hoining's eyes, they were super big when we saw the WHOLE table full of seafood!! I almost went crazy, and if I din rem wrongly, I was busy eating for whole half hour, before I felt that I was quite full from all the food! :P

We spent on average 30RM per pax and it was really worth it. Yuxuan was saying he finally found people to eat those shelled seafood w him!

[nadyne]
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lost and found

for those who have been sitting @ our usual seats on 14th floor, you shud have questioned, "whose keys are these?"



here's the a n s w e r! *da dangggggggg*

apparently too ashamed to look @ the camera. he has been complaining that he lost both his keys and lappie lock. tellme, how stewpid is stewpid. (even "stewpid-er" than meiyan's lame jokes.) hahahaha!

[hOiNk]



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Interesting...

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.

Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me, what do you see?" "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity ... boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?"
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Wat REALLY happened @ ECP (Part 1)

-Yongxiang

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Wat REALLY happened @ ECP (Part 2)

And here, we see a clearer process of what happened to sheryl that night

GO! still going fine after just a few drinks....

Going!! No longer bothered by how she looks in front of a camera

Gone!!!
To look on the bright side of things....at least she wasn't alone in the whole process. 
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Wat REALLY happened @ ECP (Part 3)

At the end of the night......

All of us still had fun.....

All the girls still looked pretty......


And we went back a happy bubbly bunch as usual.

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Wat REALLY happened @ ECP (Part 4)

And to end things with bang.......



Don't even ask me who that is. I'm sure you know. He even shouted "#$%&# DIAM LAR!!" at sheryl's dog. Poor doggy.... 
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Chill out @ ECP

Our 3 lovely ladies who were frustrated with the long queue at the tattoo booth.

Have a good week ahead!

[Huixin]

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Definition of C A S U A L

if u think this is casual, think again.

for those out of office, she is THE talk of the 14th floor today! *imagine someone walking in office like thissssssss. heheh!



tune in for more @ our new fashion channel! :)

[hoink]
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:: ugly sentosa collage ::

[ joycey]

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official charge code for Run OA: 060904

ms sheryl, mr zhongda and ms melissa, kindly note that u ll be billed for services rendered this afternoon.

thank you.

(and mr mah, do NOT sing me the "peng you yi sheng yi qi zhou" song.. hahaa)

[timesheet submitter/ submit time shitter. hOiNk]
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Sentosa Teaser II

Identify the owner of each feet...


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Sentosa

Sentosa pics... I'll post more when I'm free-er... cos right now it's causing my comp to hang. Anyway, here's a teaser for the rest of you.... guess the 3 pple in the picture.


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笨小孩

From our earlier KTV session....






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:: fisherman's wharf ::

(click to enlarge)

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Happy Birthday Melissa

Happy Birthday Melissa.....

Hope you liked the mini cake.. sorry I don't have the photos with me so I can't upload any pics. Anyways, enjoy ur special day ahead :D



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:: the big guess ::

Hey, some sweetie in our run carries this cute, pretty, teddy-bear coin purse!

Think again when was the last time you dare to carry such purse out?? mmmm. i meant if you were a GUY...

guess who

guess who

guess who

guess who

guess who

errrrr...maybe i've given you some ideas as to what to get for Mr Zhang for christmas?? like some teddy bear pencil case or bags will go along well with the purse...?

Well..shall defend him abit..alongside with this sweet purse, he carries an authentic LV wallet (he claims that it is authentic la..)

have fun peoples. its mid-week! hang in dere! (:

[joycey]

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Good things always come in pairs... or rather, dumb things

If you thought Hoi Ning was crazy (pls refer to my earlier post)....u ain't seen nothing yet. This does not require a conversation...its straight to the punchline

Nadz: "Yah yah yah...go get that type of dog.....that Jack Daniels"

Now....let's compare the similarities between the both:

This is a Jack Daniels











While this is a Jack Russell


Amazing how they closely relate to each other huh. Oh well, like they say, birds of a feather flock together. Oh btw, nadz, when u mentioned u'd be bringing alcohol for the xmas party, u were refering to the correct thing right?

Anyone for a shot of Jack Russell's after work?


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Even waitresses can make fraudulent claims

Did anyone know that there's a certain type fish that resembles a pig. Yup, that's right, they call it "mock pork". Dun believe, go ask hoi ning. Here's a casual lunchtime conversation

HN: Hey, this black pepper pork (which she ordered) tastes finny leh.

Nadz: Hey, can have have a piece of your pork?

HN: Sure

20mins later.......

Andrea: Hey, Hoi Ning, that black pepper fish is mine lar!!

Well, look on the bright side, its better than mixing up char siew rice with fish n chips. Hmm...actually...they're both the same!!!

P/s: anyway, there is a type of fsh known as a pig fish. Dun believe, go google it.


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Behind the scene...

2 days late. if u r wondering how we managed to get everyone in the photo during ss tan's surprise celeb, here's how.


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btw next time u see this in office, pls call ms wang noh immediately. hahahaa!



[hOiNk]
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river patrol

$&_)@&%^&!)&%_!

kenna recall back to army camp to sign my big name.

The title of the post is my unit call sign so if some peeps who saw that sign flashed on tv thought "poor thing", that poor thing includes me.

Aarggh... Whole sat spoiled.

DL ultimate.

[Simon]
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:: happy birthdae ss tan::

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to ss tan
happy birthday to you!

*we'll be waiting for yx and kieth to post up the photos rite?? haha*

have a gooodie dae mr tan (:

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Happy Birthday Daniel

(in PJs) Obviously, didn't expect the surprise. Was wondering why hOi still so talkative at this hour.

The people that made it happen...

How old, again?

Happy xxth Birthday Daniel.... don't forget our treat :D

[theresa]

 
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Life is great when...

1. You can come back early because your client knocks off at 5pm sharp.

2. Your job ended early even though you still have 1 more day of booking.

3. OA = office assistant

4. L&E = learning & education = S L A C K :P

5. Your senior pays for all the cab fares when you share the cab with her *yippee*

6. You client offered to bring you out for lunch at expensive country club or restaurants *woohoo*

7. You get to watch your favourite tv drama at 7pm

8. You don't have to take mrt or bus to go for work.

9. Your client is cooperative and prepares all the schedules that you wanted beforehand.

10. You receive a sms from your dear friends and be reminded that today is World Best Sister's Day!!! :)

As u can see from the above, I'm really happy!! I guess i NEED to think of ways to make myself happy so that work doesn't get too draining yah? ;)


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Tired...

I was exploited to walk from to Temasek Towers to collect some doc..
v far...


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When you guys were hard at work

Dear peeps,

I am blogging this section under duress and under knife point, I didn’t had the intention of uploading the pictures… dun blame me…. : )

We had lovely Peanut Ice Kacang at the food court in Far East Square… yummy!

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Too bored to end work at 4pm after our PGL session on mondae? hahaha..what's better than a stir-shit session?

[ yu xuan]

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Happy belated Halloween peepz!

Thanks for the mahjong invite... would have loved to go...

But am ladden with work so had to sit that one out... sorry!!!

Though im home, im still up workin on PPE...

im tired

Anyways, ill try book the poolside longue (or actually, my dear mom's gonna help me since ill be out the entire day tmr)... coz bookin for the facilities for dec only start from 1st nov so thats like later today....

Nites people... im driven crazy here by Fixed assets... ill scream if i see the word "trailer" or "motor vehicles" again :<


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